Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Offensive Orkut names

* Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so

* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

* Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag

* I dream about a monster, about you!

* The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy I'd smack you but shit splatters!

* Your village called, their idiot is missing

* You're the cum your mother should have swallowed

* If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

* If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

* I Study Much On You And I Got Nothing Except Some Funny Things Ask Me By Clicking On My Nick :)

* Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

* I've had fun before. This isn't it

* It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you

* I dream about a monster, about you!

* It's people like you who give scum a bad name.

* I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

* I know your sorry, now apologize!

* Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over

* I'd smack you but shit splatters!

* Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?

* Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma

* Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright

* I'd smack you but shit splatters!

* Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

* I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

* Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

* I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

* Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

* Your village called, their idiot is missing

* Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

* If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

* Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"

* I've had fun before. This isn't it

* Welcome to loser ville. Population: you

* I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

* Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

* I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

* It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you .

* I know your sorry, now apologize!

* I'd smack you but shit splatters!

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